25 September 2007

Pat Boone's "modern American fairy tale"

This just transcends satire:

Snow White and Prince Charming would have made a perfect couple, as their parents would have dreamed – but under prolonged exposure to the same hypnotic spell, the boy was seduced by each of the Dwarfs and taught in the mandatory sex education class that he'd been born "gay." When he learned he'd contracted AIDS, he overdosed on drugs that were easily obtained just outside the principal's office, on the schoolyard.
I got nothing. Really.

20 September 2007

a gathering of assholes

What chaps my ass the most is how these types of people claim to support the troops, but make that support conditional on politics...

18 September 2007

it must be hard to walk with balls that big

Roberto Saviano - one of the few people on this Earth I would consider a hero - gave a speech yesterday. A singularly unheroic act, until you consider the fact that he is under a death sentence from the camorra (the Neapolitan Mafia) for committing the unforgivable crime of writing about them. His book was a runaway bestseller in Italy and has just been translated into English. The Italian Ministry of Internal Affairs assigned him an armed guard and relocated him out of Naples for his safety.

Saviano gave a speech on the first day of school in Casal di Principe, the seat of power of the Casalesi clan of the camorra, near the city of Caserta, not far from the palaces of the old Bourbon kings. In attendance were all the students of the city, the President of the Chamber of Deputies (analogous to the American Speaker of the House, pretty much)... and Nicola Schiavone, the father of the Casalesi boss Francesco "Sandokan" Schiavone. "There's no such thing as the camorra," the old man yelled from the crowd, and tried to take the stage before being blocked by Carabinieri (national police) agents. Saviano finished the speech, speaking calmly: "These are words that injure: that they are not whispered secretly but shouted with great pride, on a day when the president of the Chamber, and the president of the Antimafia Commission is present. I believe that nothing is changed, unfortunately.”

This is a man who must run for his life for speaking the truth... whose family is in danger because he took a stand. In a place where the price of life is silent complicity, he spoke up.

That's why I call him a hero.

21 August 2007

"supporting the troops," part XXVIII

PTSD? It's your own damn fault, says the government.

It's undeniable, though, that yellow-ribbon stickers (magnetic, so as not to mar the finish on the Escalade) are far cheaper than a cognitive-behavioral or EMDR treatment program and SSRI medication.

17 August 2007

"because the government's established by the Lord, you know."

Homeland Security intends to use the opiate of the masses to keep us quiet during martial law...

16 August 2007

any candidate you want, so long as they're right-wing

The Political Compass website is the online version of the "smallest political quiz"my Libertarian friends used to carry wherever they went so they could annoy people in any setting. Seriously, though, it's useful for people who consider themselves "independents"- for many of us (especially in blogo-cyber-space-land) we're already pretty sure we're close to one or the other extreme.

If you're curious, you can take a test that places you on a grid based on the degree to which you are "left" or "right" on the economic scale as well as how socially libertarian or authoritarian you are. I, of course, am way the hell out in -9.12, -8.51 la-la land with the moonbats. w00t!

The folks who put together the website have figured out where the 2008 Presidential candidates fit on the map:

Usprimaries_2007

Some fracking choice.

"They are laying the bricks one at a time for a police state."

Big Brother really is watching you...

But pay no attention to that. Look! Is that Lindsay Lohan?

15 August 2007

welcome to cyberKabul!

Apparently (according to the New York Police Commissioner), the internet is the "new Afghanistan:"
"It is the de facto training ground. It's an area of concern."

The report found that the challenge for Western authorities was to identify, pre-empt and prevent home-grown threats, which was difficult because many of those who might undertake an attack often commit no crimes along the path to extremism.

The report identified the four stages to radicalization as pre-radicalization, self-identification, indoctrination, and jihadization, and said the Internet drove and enabled the process.
Well, I'd put myself at Stage Two, unless if by "indoctrination," the commish meant "reading." If so, I guess I'm almost ready for my "jihadization."

Since the unspoken Stage Five is "incarceration in Guantánamo," followed closely by Stage Six: "sodomization with a glow stick," I'm thinking of sticking to my paper diary...

10 August 2007

well all right then

What this country needs, apparently is another 2,996 people to die in a terror attack.

That's enlightening.

09 August 2007

today's chicken little link

The sky is going to fall in October. However, although I agree it is going to be tough in America, the shitstorm is bound to cross the Atlantic. In fact, it has begun doing so already.

The Al Gore-like graphic is here.

06 August 2007

sic semper Donklephants

There are many corners of the cosidetto "progressive blogosphere" where the Democratic party's latest act of complicity in, and support for, the steady increase in government control of our lives is being met with utter bafflement and confusion.

This is not one of those aforementioned corners.

I still remember that this is the Democratic Party that "ended welfare as we know it," imposed NAFTA, promulgated "don't ask, don't tell," and, oh yeah, that's right, overwhelmingly gave George Bush the political cover he needed to invade a country that did nothing to harm us. And they'd do it again, too.

There will be much sound and fury in the blogoverse as to whether the Ds are just the same as the Rs, or merely "the lesser evil." It is easy to lose the forest for the trees from a US-centric point of view. One thing that helps me keep perspective is that the Democratic Party would be a centre-right bloc in any nation in Europe, with the Republicans somewhere out in Front National or Freiheitliche Partei Österreichs territory.

(And before anybody asks, I'd vote Dem to keep Rudy Giuliani or Mitt Romney or Jean-Marie Le fucking Pen from winning California's electoral votes, but not with any real passion.)

02 August 2007

in memoriam


On August 2, 1980 at 10:25 in the morning, a bomb exploded in the second-class lounge of the Bologna train station. The explosion was very violent, causing the collapse of the entire structure over the station including the offices of the company Cigar and approximately 30 meters of the penthouse. The Ancona-Chiasso train, on the first track, was also heavily damaged. The fiery combustion of a mixture of TNT and T4 cut short the lives of people coming from 50 different cities, both Italian and foreign.

The final toll was 85 dead and 200 injured.

Il 2 agosto 1980, alle ore 10,25, una bomba esplose nella sala d'aspetto di seconda classe della stazione di Bologna. Lo scoppio fu violentissimo, provocò il crollo soccorsidelle strutture sovrastanti le sale d'aspetto di prima e seconda classe dove si trovavano gli uffici dell'azienda di ristorazione Cigar e di circa 30 metri di pensilina. L'esplosione investì anche il treno Ancona-Chiasso in sosta al primo binario. Il soffio arroventato prodotto da una miscela di tritolo e T4 tranciò i destini di persone provenienti da 50 città diverse italiane e straniere.

Il bilancio finale fu di 85 morti e 200 feriti.


The victims - Le vittime
ANTONELLA CECI anni 19
ANGELA MARINO anni 23
LEO LUCA MARINO anni 24
DOMENICA MARINO anni 26
ERRICA FRIGERIO IN DIOMEDE FRESA anni 57
VITO DIOMEDE FRESA anni 62
CESARE FRANCESCO DIOMEDE FRESA anni 14
ANNA MARIA BOSIO IN MAURI anni 28
CARLO MAURI anni 32
LUCA MAURI anni 6
ECKHARDT MADER anni 14
MARGRET ROHRS IN MADER anni 39
KAI MADER anni 8
SONIA BURRI anni 7
PATRIZIA MESSINEO anni 18
SILVANA SERRAVALLI IN BARBERA anni 34
MANUELA GALLON anni 11
NATALIA AGOSTINI IN GALLON anni 40
MARINA ANTONELLA TROLESE anni 16
ANNA MARIA SALVAGNINI IN TROLESE anni 51
ROBERTO DE MARCHI anni 21
ELISABETTA MANEA VED. DE MARCHI anni 60
ELEONORA GERACI IN VACCARO anni 46
VITTORIO VACCARO anni 24
VELIA CARLI IN LAURO anni 50
SALVATORE LAURO anni 57
PAOLO ZECCHI anni 23
VIVIANA BUGAMELLI IN ZECCHI anni 23
CATHERINE HELEN MITCHELL anni 22
JOHN ANDREW KOLPINSKI anni 22
ANGELA FRESU anni 3
MARIA FRESU anni 24
LOREDANA MOLINA IN SACRATI anni 44
ANGELICA TARSI anni 72
KATIA BERTASI anni 34
MIRELLA FORNASARI anni 36
EURIDIA BERGIANTI anni 49
NILLA NATALI anni 25
FRANCA DALL'OLIO anni 20
RITA VERDE anni 23
FLAVIA CASADEI anni 18
GIUSEPPE PATRUNO anni 18
ROSSELLA MARCEDDU anni 19
DAVIDE CAPRIOLI anni 20
VITO ALES anni 20
IWAO SEKIGUCHI anni 20
BRIGITTE DROUHARD anni 21
ROBERTO PROCELLI anni 21
MAURO ALGANON anni 22
MARIA ANGELA MARANGON anni 22
VERDIANA BIVONA anni 22
FRANCESCO GOMEZ MARTINEZ anni 23
MAURO DI VITTORIO anni 24
SERGIO SECCI anni 24
ROBERTO GAIOLA anni 25
ANGELO PRIORE anni 26
ONOFRIO ZAPPALA' anni 27
PIO CARMINE REMOLLINO anni 31
GAETANO RODA anni 31
ANTONINO DI PAOLA anni 32
MIRCO CASTELLARO anni 33
NAZZARENO BASSO anni 33
VINCENZO PETTENI anni 34
SALVATORE SEMINARA anni 34
CARLA GOZZI anni 36
UMBERTO LUGLI anni 38
FAUSTO VENTURI anni 38
ARGEO BONORA anni 42
FRANCESCO BETTI anni 44
MARIO SICA anni 44
PIER FRANCESCO LAURENTI anni 44
PAOLINO BIANCHI anni 50
VINCENZINA SALA IN ZANETTI anni 50
BERTA EBNER anni 50
VINCENZO LANCONELLI anni 51
LINA FERRETTI IN MANNOCCI anni 53
ROMEO RUOZI anni 54
AMORVENO MARZAGALLI anni 54
ANTONIO FRANCESCO LASCALA anni 56
ROSINA BARBARO IN MONTANI anni 58
IRENE BRETON IN BOUDOUBAN anni 61
PIETRO GALASSI anni 66
LIDIA OLLA IN CARDILLO anni 67
MARIA IDRIA AVATI anni 80
ANTONIO MONTANARI anni 86

24 July 2007

oh, you mean *that* illegal wiretapping program...

So Abu G revealed that there is yet another secret surveillance program that we know nothing about.

I wonder - just how many secret programs do they need? Why can't they just have the one? It seems like - um - once something is secret, then it's, you know, secret. Unless it's like fucking Spy vs. Spy up there in Washington.

I feel like we are all just going to wake up in Oceania one day.

Update: the always excellent Jane Hamsher has much, ever so much more, with a different literary allusion. Let me just take this opportunity to point out that, should the blogs this era survive the memory hole, FDL will almost certainly be the primary source for much of the research into the collapse of democracy in America....

20 July 2007

state of insanity

Last night it took me an hour and forty-five minutes to get home, traveling a distance of about 35 miles from my office to my house.

In a midnight deal, my state Assembly voted to take a billion dollars from mass transit in order to balance the budget.

The mind reels.

12 July 2007

with a whimper

Israeli Minister of Strategic Affairs Avigdor Lieberman (Avigdor is, of course, Hebrew for "Joe") recently said, in public, that the US and EU had given Israel the green light to bomb Iran.

The response in the Western media was immediate, strong, and unequivocal... silence. A Google News search for "avigdor lieberman iran" turned up a whopping 39 articles, only 15 of which dealt with the revelation, and the only non-Israeli one being - I am not making this up - Wonkette.

So we are about to watch the Middle East burst into flames, and the only coverage here is in the ass-fucking blog.

Sweet.

05 July 2007

King George

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

03 July 2007

people who did NOT have their sentences commuted, vol 1

The first in an occasional-OK-maybe-one-time-only series:

Clarence Aaron

Clarence Aaron was a college student in 1992 when he introduced two dealers to each other. They paid him $1,500. Nine kilograms of cocaine were traded. A second deal didn't happen. Yet when the feds arrested the group, they charged Aaron with dealing 24 kilograms of crack cocaine, because one dealer was going to turn the cocaine into crack and the second deal had been set up. Aaron failed to cut a deal by pleading guilty and testifying against others. Aaron's sentence? Life without parole. That's right, Aaron wasn't in charge, he wasn't a professional dealer, he had been charged with a first-time nonviolent drug offense and he's serving the same sentence as the treasonous FBI-agent-turned-spy Robert Hanssen.

You might expect that sort of over-the-top sentence in the Middle Ages or some hellhole dictatorship that does not value human life. An enlightened nation, however, has no business locking up a kid and throwing away the key for life -- because he did something both criminal and stupid when he was, as Bush once described his early years, "young and irresponsible." I can't help but believe that if a white college kid had screwed up like this, unlike the African-American Aaron, he would have received a more fitting sentence.

Bush should commute Aaron's sentence this year, because it is the right thing to do. He also should work with the U.S. pardon attorney to release other prisoners serving sentences that far exceed their crimes. While in office, Bush has issued 97 pardons and two commutations. Two commutations are too few. Julie Stewart, the president of Families Against Mandatory Minimums, hears that the Bushies don't want to commute sentences that comply with guidelines, no matter how barbaric they are. "Why have a pardon attorney's office?" she asked rhetorically. "The Founding Fathers gave (the pardon) to the president for the very purpose of exercising it when the punishment doesn't fit the crime."

Read PBS Frontline's interview with Aaron.

Weldon Angelos

The Supreme Court this week declined to review the case of Weldon Angelos, leaving in place his obscene sentence of 55 years in prison for small-time marijuana and gun charges. The high court's move is no surprise; the justices have tended to uphold draconian sentences against constitutional challenge. But it confronts President Bush with a question he will have to address: Is there any sentence so unfair that he would exert himself to correct it?

So far, Mr. Bush hasn't found one. He has commuted only two sentences, both of inmates who were about to be released anyway. Mr. Angelos, by contrast, is a young man and a first-time offender who is now likely to spend the rest of his life in prison. His crime? He sold $350 in marijuana to a government informant three times -- and carried, but did not display, a gun on two of those occasions. Police found other guns and pot at his house.

The U.S. district judge who sentenced him in Utah, Paul G. Cassell, declared the mandatory sentence in this case "unjust, cruel, and even irrational."... And in an extraordinary act, he explicitly called on Mr. Bush to use his clemency powers to offer what he as a judge could not: justice. Judge Cassell recommended that Mr. Bush commute the sentence to 18 years, which he described as "the average sentence recommended by the jury that heard this case."

Mr. Bush put Judge Cassell on the bench.... His exceptional discomfort with this case -- and his passionate plea for presidential mercy -- ought to carry weight even with a president so disinclined to use the powers the Constitution gives him to remedy injustices.

Fuckwad.

02 July 2007

"how bout 'fuck you,' how you like that"

The Dipshit Dauphin in 2004:
"If there's a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is," Bush told reporters at an impromptu news conference during a fund-raising stop in Chicago, Illinois. "If the person has violated law, that person will be taken care of."
Fucker.

29 June 2007

a cup full of stupid


Despite my earlier avowal to avoid Starbucks like drug-resistant TB, insomnia and lack of cash for my regular coffee stop forced my hand.

And, once again, I got a know-nothing political screed along with my caffeine:

The Way I See It #224 "Darwinism's impact on traditional social values has not been as benign as its advocates would like us to believe. Despite the efforts of its modern defenders to distance themselves from its baleful social consequences, Darwinism's connection with eugenics, abortion and racism is a matter of historical record. And the record is not pretty."--Dr. Jonathan Wells, biologist and author of The Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design
Look, let people believe what they will about science and religion - when someone has to lie and distort to further their position, though, one would hope that it would give them some pause.

Apparently not.

28 June 2007

Ten things to know about procrastination

I want to write more about this, but I keep putting it off.

From Psychology Today:
  1. Twenty percent of people identify themselves as chronic procrastinators. For them procrastination is a lifestyle, albeit a maladaptive one. And it cuts across all domains of their life. They don't pay bills on time. They miss opportunities for buying tickets to concerts. They don't cash gift certificates or checks. They file income tax returns late. They leave their Christmas shopping until Christmas eve.

  2. It's not trivial, although as a culture we don't take it seriously as a problem. It represents a profound problem of self-regulation. And there may be more of it in the U.S. than in other
    countries because we are so nice; we don't call people on their excuses ("my grandmother died last week") even when we don't believe them.

  3. Procrastination is not a problem of time management or of planning. Procrastinators are not different in their ability to estimate time, although they are more optimistic than others. "Telling someone who procrastinates to buy a weekly planner is like telling someone with chronic depression to just cheer up," insists Dr. Ferrari.

  4. Procrastinators are made not born. Procrastination is learned in the family milieu, but not directly. It is one response to an authoritarian parenting style. Having a harsh, controlling father keeps children from developing the ability to regulate themselves, from internalizing their own intentions and then learning to act on them. Procrastination can even be a form of rebellion, one of the few forms available under such circumstances. What's more, under those household conditions, procrastinators turn more to friends than to parents for support, and their friends may reinforce procrastination because they tend to be tolerant of their excuses.

  5. Procrastination predicts higher levels of consumption of alcohol among those people who drink. Procrastinators drink more than they intend to—a manifestation of generalized problems in self-regulation. That is over and above the effect of avoidant coping styles that underlie procrastination and lead to disengagement via substance abuse.

  6. Procrastinators tell lies to themselves. Such as, "I'll feel more like doing this tomorrow." Or "I work best under pressure." But in fact they do not get the urge the next day or work best under pressure. In addition, they protect their sense of self by saying "this isn't important." Another big lie procrastinators indulge is that time pressure makes them more creative. Unfortunately they do not turn out to be more creative; they only feel that way. They squander their resources.

  7. Procrastinators actively look for distractions, particularly ones that don't take a lot of commitment on their part. Checking e-mail is almost perfect for this purpose. They distract themselves as a way of regulating their emotions such as fear of failure.

  8. There's more than one flavor of procrastination. People procrastinate for different reasons. Dr. Ferrari identifies three basic types of procrastinators:
    • arousal types, or thrill-seekers, who wait to the last minute for the euphoric rush.
    • avoiders, who may be avoiding fear of failure or even fear of success, but in either case are very concerned with what others think of them; they would rather have others think they lack effort than ability.
    • decisional procrastinators, who cannot make a decision. Not making a decision absolves procrastinators of responsibility for the outcome of events.
  9. the course of a single academic term, procrastinating college students had such evidence of compromised immune systems as more colds and flu, more gastrointestinal problems. And they had insomnia. In addition, procrastination has a high cost to others as well as oneself; it shifts the burden of responsibilities onto others, who become resentful. Procrastination destroys teamwork in the workplace and private relationships.
  10. Procrastinators can change their behavior—but doing so consumes a lot of psychic energy. And it doesn't necessarily mean one feels transformed internally. It can be done with highly structured cognitive behavioral therapy.